Friday, June 10, 2011

Date Death

After I received such an enthusiastic response from yesterday's post about the VW Date Drive Campaign. I have decided to elaborate a little further...

Now, if for some reason, you are unable to secure the Polo GTI for a sexy date, your date will inevitably be a complete failure and you will at some point during the romantic rendezvous reach a pivotal moment where you need to kill off the date. For example, death by Monster Truck. However, for those unfortunate souls who have not access to a Monster Truck. DO. NOT. PANIC. I am here to help you.
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I have devised three sure fire (non-monster-truck) ways to kill off your non-GTI-dates. Let's begin:

OPTION ONE: DEATH BY CANDLELIGHT:

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Speak sweet nothings to your date. Urge him (or her) to come closer
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NOT getting caught is very NB.

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smile sweetly.

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The moral of the story: Buy the Polo GTI so that you can have fun dates that don't involve death. Also, only date people who own the Polo GTI - survival rate is much higher. Alternatively, if you'd just like to test it out - you can apply for a Date Drive by clicking here.


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Disclaimer: No person who i have ever dated has died 
(of natural death or otherwise). 
Except that one time in Guatemala. 
Just kidding. 
maybe.
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